Good Status for Facebook

Funny, Cool, Witty & Awesome Statuses

 

 

I don’t know about you but we are always on the lookout for a Good Status for Facebook trying hard to outdo everyone else’s. Why is a good facebook status so important to have in order to post on your wall? Facebook statuses define you and the better your status is the more likes and comments you are sure to get. Still, sometimes we just run out of things to say. On top of that most of us work, go to school or just go about our everyday lives each day. This makes it hard sometimes to come up with a good status update every single time you log on to your Facebook or Twitter account. (No one uses Myspace anymore?) LoL. This becomes even harder if you spend more than 5 hours a day on social media sites as most of us do. Now imagine if you have to constantly be going back and forth from Twitter to Facebook, Hi5 or any other site you use? How can anyone come up with a good status for all those sites all the time? You could just use the same status update for the same site but most people do not like to do so. Luckily we have come up with a list of some of the funniest, coolest and wittiest status updates anyone has ever seen posted on a Facebook wall or Tweeted. So you ready for that good status?  Alright let us not delay this any further and get to the part you came here for; the good status updates for your Facebook or Twitter wall.

 

Good Status for Facebook

 

Life is too short to wake up with regrets... So love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't

I let you miss me sometimes but my absence should not be so long that you learn to live without me.

Arguing with auto-correct is the new yelling at the television.

I wonder if you can grow weed on farmville to sell on mafia wars

If you get lost, remember, you can always find up by looking directly at the sun.

I bought a pair of running shoes today. I hope they come back.

Thank goodness pets can’t talk, they all know too much.

I’ve reached the age where birthdays just aren’t what they used to be. You know… fun.

If a double dip recession is so bad, why did they make it sound so delicious? 

Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped.

I haven’t been to work in four days. I’ve almost forgotten how to play solitaire and minesweeper.

Forgive me if I snap at you. I'm myself today.

Think I have an attitude problem? Sorry. Wrong. I just have a personality that you just can’t handle.

When did common sense become so uncommon?

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My boyfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two boyfriends. =]

In the words of Big Bird, today's episode was brought to you by the letters "W" "T" and "F" & also by the letters "O" "M" and "G"

When life gives you lemons, cut them into little pieces and rub them in the eyes of those that piss you off.

With age comes new skills. You can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time.

Is off to take a nap-sweet dreams to me

So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.

Its true what they say... money does talk, unfortunately all mine says is "goodbye"

I’m not getting old. I’m becoming a classic.

They say the cream rises to the top but did not consider shit floats

 

 

Here are some tips when posting your Good Status for Facebook

Be sure to add cute, cool symbols or text art to your statusu pdates as this will get your statuses more chances to be noticed by making it stand out from the rest. It will also improve your chances of getting more likes and comments. If you like getting people to like your statuses and comment on them then be sure you do the same for their status updates as well. The more you comment on other people's statuses the more likely they will comment and like yours as well. Hope your next status is a good status.

 

 

Life isn't about what you got... it's about what you make of what you got!

When you see your ex with someone else. Just remember, Mama always said "when your done with your toys let someone less fortunate have them"

How is it that “Fat Chance” and “Slim Chance” mean the same thing?

Press 'Ctrl' and 'W' at the same time and see what happens...DON'T DO IT! Don't do it! Oh, you couldn’t resist it, could you?! Haha. :)

Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.

Is feeling like ,,/(^_^),,/ rock star. Woot Woot

To my sister, I am smiling because you are my sister...But I'm laughing because there's absolutely NOTHING in the world you can do about it!

The trouble with ignorance is it picks up confidence as it goes along.

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes...that way you are a mile away and you have their shoes :-)

They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of Chapstick before losing it.

 

 

More Good Status for Facebook or Twitter

I Feel, Well, Like I'm gonna get on someone’s nerves today :)

--broke his twit-er but ---- a little duct tape goes-- a long w-ay…

When your kids say it's not fair...tell them- "Fair is what you buy tickets for, the rest is called LIFE"

You can't please everyone so might as well please yourself! That way if you piss everyone else off, at least you're happy!

To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.

If you can’t stand walking in your own shoes then don't try mine.

Facebook is kinda like prison, huh? Sitting all alone in a room, writing on a wall, getting poked by strangers all the time. ;)

look at me. What you see is what you get but what you get depends on how good your eyes are. so look again. are you sure of what you see?

If u take the year u were born and add how old u will be this year it will equal 111 weird but it works

Real eyes, realize, real lies!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.

What’s sad, there are people who would get in a bad car accident and actually take the time to post it as their status before calling for help.

You don’t get old, you just become a classic.

Every time I start to achieve the Great American Dream, my alarm clock goes off and I wake up.

When it's all said and done, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years

how many opportunities do we miss because we are afraid to take a risk?

Sometimes I bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up.

 

 

retarded you think I'm retarded! well I'm glue and r rubber and, wait how does it go?um..

Seriously, it’s 2011, can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text during shower

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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Do not argue with an idiot. they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

dance like no one’s watching, sing like no one’s listening, live like there's no tomorrow

I’ve got to stop believing everything I think.

Don’t believe everything you hear or anything you say.

2010 was a Bi-Polar year...Here's hoping 2011 has taken its Prozac.

The things you "say out of anger" do not come with a return policy. Watch what you say.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you aren't

 

 

We sure hope you found at least one good status for your facebook here on this list. We really hope you have enjoyed some, if not all of them. Be sure to check back again as we will update this page weekly adding new statuses which will surely get you many likes. If you still have not found one that you really like then check out the Most Liked Facebook Status and give those a try. You may also consider “Funny, Cool & Inspiring Tweets & Facebook Status updates “ as well. Please add us on Facebook and Twitter.  Let us know if anyone who comments on your status says “Now that’s what you call a good Facebook status”