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Facebook status that get the most likes

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We will continue to update these pages each day and adding more and more different statuses to give everyone who visits us more choices and a larger selection. This will give each person a greater chance to find a status to choose from among these 5 pages.

 

 

 

 

Funny Facebook Statuses That Will Get Alot Of Likes

Top quotes for Facebook status that will get likes

The word “Revenge” sounds very mean. I prefer to call it “Returning the favor.”

Dear algebra, stop making me find your X! She’s not coming back….Sincerely, Student.

I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now, I just shuffle along with the lost.

Don’t think of yourself as a failure, think of yourself as unspoiled by success.

My birthday suit used to fit much better than this…

A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you? 

“If you focus only on yourself and neglect others, you will lose; but you will gain if you value others as much as you cherish yourself.” – Dalai Lama

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I am only responsible for what I say, not what you understand!

Letting the phone ring so the person doesn’t know you’re ignoring them …

If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends.

Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.

I wouldn’t mind giving up chocolate. But I don’t want anyone calling me a quitter.

What’s the problem? They said “Don’t try this at home so I’m coming overt to your house to try it.”

Be strong and try your hardest, because in the end, gold looks better than silver and it’s all worth it.

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In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: IT GOES ON!

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

Facebook needs a “remove from existence” button. That way I don’t have to see their posts on mutual friends’ walls, and I can just forget that they even exist.

You call them free samples; I call them a free all-you-can-eat buffet.

3 Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.

Someone needs to invent an alarm clock that emits the smell of bacon.

Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them.

The best attract her with Facebook status quotes

Never shed a tear for a person that does not know the value of a smile.

The Lawyer in me told my teacher that I refuse to answer the question. When she asked why I said “On the grounds that I don’t know the answer.”

I don’t make typos. I make new words.

Video game logic: Everyone worse than me is a noob. Everyone better than me has no life.

Women are just like hurricanes. When they come, they’re wet and wild. But when they leave, they take your car and house.

4 out of 5 urologists smell their apple juice before they drink it.

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If only my wallet came with FREE REFILLS!

Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.

How come when I wake myself up from talking in my sleep, I feel its necessary to finish the conversation out loud?

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

LIKE IF you get anxiety because you’ve run out of clever ways to wish people happy birthday on Facebook.

My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.

Sometimes I shave one of my legs so that when i go to bed it feels like I’m sleeping next to a woman.

Deep Facebook statuses that will get alot of likes

Don’t hate my SUCCESS if you don’t know my SACRIFICES!

All I want for Christmas is you….LOL, JK. I need a new phone.

I got up this morning and thought about going for a nice long run, then I started laughing and laughing, cuz….I don’t do that.

First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile, then call you something even more offensive!

Even when I’m home alone, I still answer Jeopardy questions out loud.

The new parent threat: “Stop doing that or I will take a picture and put it on Facebook for the world to see.”

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Behind every successful person stands a Deactivated Facebook account.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember; you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.

Claiming a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.

If they ever make “being awesome” a crime, I’ll be serving a life sentence.

Check out the new way people are getting married these days.. Facebook is now pronounces you man and wife!

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When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far and no one can ever tear them apart.

If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery.

3 things about REAL LOVE: 1. It doesn’t hurt. 2. It doesn’t leave. 3. It can never be fully explained!

LIKE IF… You’ve recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories (per hr)

In the future, you’ll be able to accurately predict your past.

sarcastic status and quotes for Facebook

Dear Lord, Please grant me the ability to punch people over the internet!

I hate it when people use this space to talk about how they hate something. Like this post. This is exactly what I’m talking about!

Washing your hands – sleeve starts falling down – NOOOOOOO!

I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to everyone… on Facebook.

Honking at me won’t make the “no turn on red” sign change.